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Once again, the gathering at the Perdana Global Peace Forum of "has been" and "wannabes" came out with another half-baked declaration. Our ex PM who has been suffering from another form of PMS (Post Prime Minister Syndrome) led the participants by their noses to declare that killings in war are criminal acts. Allaaaaaaaahhh Akbar! War is banned.
In order to celebrate this historic landmark declaration, the Warong Kopi would like to propose that Dr M be sent as the forum emissary to the war zone of Afghanistan and Pakistan to relay this declaration to Osama bin Laden.

Killings in war are criminal acts’
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The Perdana Global Peace Organisation yesterday declared war as abhorrent and criminal. Known as the ‘Kuala Lumpur Initiative to Criminalise War’, the declaration said killings in war were as criminal as killings within societies in times of peace and must be subject to the international law on crimes.
It also sought for all national leaders who initiated aggression to be subject to the jurisdiction of the International Criminal Court and that all nations must strengthen the resolve to accept the purposes and principles of the United Nations

In order to get some desperately needed attention that he has not been getting of late, Dr M on June 1st, urged fellow Muslims globally to build weapons of war and to ready themselves. He changed his tune last week and asserted that killings in war should be criminalise. This Si-Fu of spin certainly has the amazing ability to make fools of some "educated" people all of the time.
The Warong kopi is not surprised with his "today this, tomorrow that" approach of issuing statements - after all he did declare to all and sundry that "After the 31st October I (will) have no right to decide on anything. I will step back and not meddle with the administration of our country,"
Gee, Dr M your inventory of credibility is dipping even lower than your "good friend" W Bush.

Mahathir urges Muslims to build weapons”
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.....In a sense the conference was preaching to the converted. All the more curious that the Malaysian Prime Minister Dr Mahathir Mohamad should close the event with a bellicose call to arms.
For Dr Mahathir Muslims should master science so the world of Islam can stand up to the West.
"We need modern weapons. We need tanks, battleships, fighter planes, knowledge of rockets," he told the delegates. "These are the weapons that can strike fear into the hearts of our enemies and defend us."
It was a discordant note in a gathering that had focused on constructive solutions to the problems Muslim communities face.

This hero placed his hand in front of the barrel of the gun to test if it is loaded - he then pulled the trigger and shot a hole in his hand. This reminds the Warong kopi of an electrician friend of ours, instead of using an electrical test pen to ensure that the wire is not live he will test it by sliding his index finger across the wire. So far he is still alive.

Man shoots hole in hand while testing gun.
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WICHITA, Kan., June 21 (UPI) -- A 28-year-old man blew a hole in his left hand while checking to see if his girlfriend's handgun was loaded.
Police say the man had placed his hand in front of the barrel as he pulled the trigger on Monday in east Wichita, the Wichita Eagle reported.The man was treated at Wesley Medical Center.

Having problem with your hearing? This is a useful site to check the level of your hearing loss. After being assaulted by very loud rock music for years, most of us at the Warong kopi are still able to hear the 17,000Hz sound.