PAT ROBERTSON, PLEASE DON'T EMBARRASS US.

If you cringe in embarrassment whenever Pat Robertson opens his mouth to express idiotic comments, you are not alone. CAPS (Christians Against Pat Speaking) has put online a petition requesting him "not to let his tongue preceed his frontal lobe" ( signatory 263).
I am 255 and you can view the petition here.

To : Pat Robertson

Dear Rev. Robertson,

We appreciate all your hard work and dedication to ministry over the years, but we are now asking that you please retire or at least stop making unfounded, insane-sounding comments and trying to pass them off as mainstream Christian thoughts such as:

1. Calling for the assassination of foreign heads of state (Hugo Chavez).
2. Telling people God will abandon or punish/destroy them (Dover, PA residents) because they exercised their right to vote against intelligent design supporting school board members.
3. Saying that morbidly overweight, elderly heads of state (Ariel Sharon) have strokes as the result of punishment from God for seeking peace rather than a simple cardiovascular disease.

Seriously Pat, you're embarrassing the rest of us Christians who are trying to demonstrate God's love and mercy to a broken world already suspicious of religion and religious people.

Sincerely,

The Undersigned